That’s right. I said it (typed it, whatever).
Being ugly gives you superpowers and I’ll show you a few examples.
Example #1: Mind Reading
Useful for the times when you hear someone laughing behind you (yes, we all pretend to not hear but we do).
Example #2: Invisibility
I know, who would have thought sticking out like an infected, molding thumb would actually get people to ignore you?
Example #3: Hypnosis
One of my strongest abilities, I think. I can end a conversation with a simple look!
Now behold all these grand and mystifying powers bestowed upon me. WooOOOOooooOOO~
Okay. Back to being serious here. Being ugly has its perks and it ain’t bad at all.